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Two Quick Jokes

Psycho Humor 

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

A: They take the psycho path.

The Bill from the Vet

A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too.”

The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$650.”

“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaims the man.

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests.”

Bodhisattva In Metro

Here is a great clip to keep you laughing…

Keep smiling!

I feel good!

John Schinnerer, Ph.D.
:>)

A Funny Reminder from Ren & Stimpy - Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

Here is a classic clip from Ren & Stimpy cartoon reminding us to be happy and joyful (to the absurd!)…

Great for a smile!

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/RpBZD9o-Ren-And-Stimpy-Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy

Thanks to @joshuafry on Twitter for the reminder!

Best,
John Schinnerer

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Watching funny movies improves blood flow to the heart, finds a small study in the journal Heart.

Study in the journal Heart found that watching a funny film the equivalent beneficial effect to the heart as does a rigorous aerobic workout.

Check out more here

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/01/060118095009.htm

Cheers,

Dr. John Schinnerer

Guide To Self, Inc.