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A Fantastic Way to Start 2010!

Check out this 40 minute Quicktime presentation on positive psychology from a humorous perspective. It will provide you with a much needed boost - laughter, motivation, insight and challenge.

John Schinnerer, Ph.D. speaking on positive psychology, resiliency and emotional management.

http://www.jobconnections.org/speaker4.shtml

Keep up the courage. Stay the course. Look for little steps of improvement. Make your resolutions habitual. You can do it!

Happy New Year!

John Schinnerer, PhD

One-Liner Jokes To Increase Your Smiles Per Day


Some Quick Jokes

 

The pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires, two of them died.’ Lee Tully

 

 

‘I was thrown out of NYU. On the metaphysics final I looked w/in the soul of the boy sitting next to me.’ Woody Allen

 

 

My dog is half Labrador, half pit bull. Great dog. Sure, he might bite off my leg , but he’ll bring it back to me.

 

 

When dogs laugh, they laugh with their tails. What puts humans at a higher state of evolution is that we got our laugh at the right end!

 

 

My sister had a sick hamster. She took it to the vet - that’s like taking a disposable lighter in for repairs. (a la Wayne Cotter)

 

 

‘Don’t let the elephants watch the rabbits!” Noah’s wife

 

 

My grandpa got thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure. They thought he was heckling!

 

 

Bumper sticker humor… Don’t get even. Get ODD!

 

 

Bumper sticker humor … Reality is 4 people who have no imagination.

 

 

I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.

 

– Thomas Paine (1737-1809)

 

Have a thriving Thursday!

 

John Schinnerer, Ph.D.

Positive Psychology Coach

Danville, CA 94526

www.GuideToSelf.com

 

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