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One-Liner Jokes To Increase Your Smiles Per Day
Posted By John Schinnerer On 15. October 2009 @ 22:37 In National speakers, Psychology humor, Danville CA, Emotion & productivity, Psychological Humor - Jokes, Hope, Emotional management, Dr. John Schinnerer, Managing stress, Creativity, Guide to Self, Happiness, Positive Psychology | No Comments
Some Quick Jokes
The pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires, two of them died.’ Lee Tully
‘I was thrown out of NYU. On the metaphysics final I looked w/in the soul of the boy sitting next to me.’ Woody Allen
My dog is half Labrador, half pit bull. Great dog. Sure, he might bite off my leg , but he’ll bring it back to me.
When dogs laugh, they laugh with their tails. What puts humans at a higher state of evolution is that we got our laugh at the right end!
My sister had a sick hamster. She took it to the vet - that’s like taking a disposable lighter in for repairs. (a la Wayne Cotter)
‘Don’t let the elephants watch the rabbits!” Noah’s wife
My grandpa got thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure. They thought he was heckling!
Bumper sticker humor… Don’t get even. Get ODD!
Bumper sticker humor … Reality is 4 people who have no imagination.
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.
– Thomas Paine (1737-1809)
John Schinnerer, Ph.D.
Positive Psychology Coach
Danville, CA 94526
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